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One week from tomorrow I will get to spend a weekend with my sisters and closest friends. I…CAN’T….WAIT!
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"Wait who’s Voldemort?? I don’t really know anything about politics."
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Caboodles
I know someone who still uses a caboodle…you know who you are
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The World’s ONLY Corn Palace
Yes. It’s true. My family had been here on one of our family road trips
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This is Oyra… She likes to ham it up and get into trouble. Most recently she has pulled up the cable from between the floor and the baseboard and chewed right through it disconnecting our phone, cable and internet…..all from inside her crate.
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It’s not a savings if you didn’t want it in the first place
Steve sent me an email the other day that said “YAY! I bought my first Groupon!” I look more closely at the email and see that he bought $30 worth of Dominos pizza. WTF Sooo I guess were going to buy pretty much anything? We are going to buy ALL the things!
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This is a real conversation that happened after our puppy got loose from her collar (luckily she didn’t run away).
Steve: wow that was close. Good thing there were no birds around or she would have been gone.
Me: yeah I’m so glad that nothing happened
Steve: (totally seriously) well I guess if she ran away we could just track her on the gps and find her.
Me: Wait….what? Is that how you think micro chipping works?
Sure Steve-O let’s just hop in our helicopter and track her through the woods on my Garmin
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awkward moment of the week
So I was shopping at target for baby items for an office baby shower. I was about to check out and then I realized I had randomly picked something that says “Daddy Loves Me.” A wave of awkward rushed over me and I abandoned the check out line and ran back to the baby section. All I could find was crap that said mommy’s angel and grandma’s favorite. Why does everything reference some involved relative?? What about “My mommy’s random co-work feels indifferent about me”? Where is that onesie? I finally decided on a blanket with a puppy head attached to it. Done and Done
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